You can’t make this stuff up. If you did no one would buy it. So, Bob Allen republican representative who has introduced legislation to increase the penalties for public sex was arrested for soliciting an undercover cop in a men’s bathroom. Now, that would be bad enough BUT the family values republican had to put some icing on that cake. By the time that he got to the police station he had his story down.
“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away. (via the Orlando Sentinel)
Let’s see how could this situation be worst. First, you are a lawmaker for the party of Family Values. Secondly, you have these sexual needs that really go against your party’s values. Thirdly, you’re a racist. What else could help flush your career down the drain? Oh, you are state chairman for John McCain for president. That’s perfect.
The Daily Show has a GREAT take on this whole story.