Monday Evening News Roundup

Former Obama law professor says that the president must be defeated in 2012. It appears that the president is not “progressive” enough.

Roger Clemens is found not guilty of lying to Congress. I would still bet all the money in my wallet right now that Roger Clemens took steroids for long periods of time while playing baseball.

Webb Simpson won the U.S. Open. Nobody predicted Webb Simpson. Tiger Woods faltered on the opening five holes. Jim Furyk and Graeme McDowell faltered down the stretch. It was extremely hard to hit approach shots close to the hole. Therefore long range putts were required for birdies. Congratulations to 26-year-old Webb Simpson.

Lebron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh powered the Heat to victory against the Oklahoma City Thunder. Once again, this went down with Russell Westbrook shooting less than 50% of the field. If Kevin Durant is a superstar (and he is) how does he get these dumb little fouls that are never called on Lebron or Wade or any other superstar in the league? I’m just askin’.

I have no idea what’s going on in Egypt. I know I have typed this exact same line several times over the last year and a half. I’m still confused.

Greece looks like they voted to stay in the European Union, but problems persist. Paul Krugman has an excellent article on Greece, which includes the facts and the lies about Greece. (Psst, the Greeks aren’t lazy.)

Republicans have the problem with the word vagina.

An Obama Outhouse? Well, that’s over the top. Leave it to state Republicans to push the envelope somewhere it should have never been pushed – ever.