I have a new bumper sticker on my car here in Houston. It reads “God Bless All Nations.” Below the words are some religious symbols. Maybe 20 of them. I don’t know what all the symbols represent and I don’t care.
I already have a sticker on my car that says “Texas Democrat.” This sticker led to an exchange in a supermarket parking lot. A man thanked me for surrendering the country to the Muslims. I told him he was welcome. Though instead of saying “you’re welcome” I really said something very much different.
( If the Muslims can deliver universal health care I am willing to discuss terms with them for control of the nation.)
A previous bumper sticker I had read, ‘Hail To The Thief—George W. Bush 2000.” People kept taking it off my car while I was parked. Three times I found it crumpled up next to the car.
That was okay though because I had bought four of them for just such an eventuality. I finally pulled it off for good when I had some car troubles in rural Wharton County, Texas.
I love the people of Wharton County. But as I was waiting for AAA, I did not want some sheriff or local to come and arrest and/or shoot me. The Anti-Bush sticker I pulled off in Wharton County was the last one I had.
We’ll see what trouble my new bumper sticker brings