Worst in the World: Homeland Security
- Walmart takes home the bronze. Keith Olbermann has decided that he will continue to run this story until Walmart stops suing a 52 year-old, brain injured, wheelchair-bound former employee.
- Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina gets the silver for trying to convince us that John McCain never said that winning the war in Iraq would be easy. He said it a bunch of times.
- Michael Chertoff of Homeland security gets the gold. With our high-tech equipment, we were able to catch a cat, who received radiation treatment a couple of days earlier, in a car going 70 miles an hour . Yes, a radioactive cat. They want to ease drop our conversations. They want to seal the borders. And we have equipment sensitive enough to detect a cat who received radiation therapy for a tumor several days earlier.